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Warning: This Product May Contain Cancerous Chemicals In The State of California.
If Prolonged Exposure To This Product Might Cause: The End Of Time, Ending Of Killstreaks, The Traveler To Show Up, Loss Of Diamonds, More Pointless Updates, Sudden Repetition Of Words, Sudden Repetition Of Words, Getting Backstabbed By A Spy, Sudden Pointless Updates, The Comeback Of Hannah Montana, Sudden Wombo Combos, 6283 Pages of Terms and Conditions, Loss Of Isaac’s Tears, Loss Of Loved Ones Right Ear, Abrupt Anime Endings, Blurred Vision, Loss Of Henry Stickman, Loss Of Care Packages, Power Levels Under 9,000, Sudden Rage Quits, Sudden Drowsiness And\Or Burning, Gaining Your Specialists, Playing Blue and or Black, Upset Stomach, Breaking Of Energy Swords, Inability To Breath And/Or Fly, Slow Loading Bars, Crap FPS, Losing Of Axe And/Or ballistic Knives, Being Betrayed By Loli, Calling Hacks, Cross-mapping noobs, Wanting A Pyus And Or A Smart Car, Jumping Into Hay Bales, Another Transformation For Goku, Sudden Wanting Of New Shoes, Loss Of Nekos, Random Spawn Of Campers, Uncontrollably Saying “GET OVER HERE”, Sudden Death Of Tamagotchi, Achme, Loss Of Humor, Smashing Of Clay Pots, End Of DBS, Loss Of Regeneration, Loss Of Ammo, Sudden Urge To Find Bigfoot And/Or Emeralds, Calling Your Fellow Peers Degenerates, Going Into The Void, Unwanted Inventory Items, Sudden Jedi Powers, Misplacement Of Soul, Itunes System Updates, Sudden Loss Of Left Shoes, Sudden Finding of Right Shoes, Burning Of Eyes, Sudden Junk Auto-Corrects, Loss Of Loved One’s Car, Insane Taxes, Arrows In Knees, Sudden Needy Sims, Sudden Exploding Pigs, Loss Of The Master Sword, Breaking Of Pickaxes, Turning Into A Titan, Sudden Urge to Quest, Mass Marine Strategies, Heart Changing To An Arc Reactor, Loss Of Peach, Jazz Hands, Unexplained Placement Of Sheep, Extreme Modding, Sudden Yelling Of The Word SHAMWOW, A Party Full of Brawlers, Two Face Syndrome, Turning Into Flood, Teleporting In Police Boxes, Thinking About Cats, Wanting Peanut Butter, Laser Eyes, Breathing Fire And/Or Eating Fire, Using Music As A Gun, Changing Of Gender And Or Feet, Being Trapped In The Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Changing Of Hair Color, And In Extreme Cases, Mild Gas And/Or Extreme the Running Of The Nose. If Any Of These Symptoms Wildey Appear, Call A Doctor, Or Your Local MLG And/Or DCI Instructor.
No Animals, Digimon, Wurms, Dark magicians, Elves, Pokemon, Final Fantasy Characters, Goblins, And Or Mooshrooms Were Harmed In This Production Of This Product.
This Product May Contain the Following: Tree Nuts, DMT, Ungodly Bows, Triple Jumps, Yandere, Game Puns, Rocket Jumping, Claptrap, Bacon, Anime, Goths, Bath Salts, Bailing Rushes, Blue Turtle Shells, Senketsu, Milk And/Or Chicken Byproduct, Oni, Repurposed Silicon, Dihydrogen Monoxide, Kamama Waves, Lead, Potassium, Gallium, The Illuminati, Apple Products, Zerg, 232 wallaby Way Sydney Quotes, Widow Mines, QuadCopters Dropping Boxes,The Tears of Noobs, The Gun Game, HIV, Jeeps, Rattata, Dad Puns, A Bottle with a Fairy inside, Pixi Stix, Dixon Pencils, Notch Apples, Over Powered Knives, Lag Spikes, OSX 8, Hollister, OJ Simpson, Uranium Oxide, Fallout 4, FM Gun, Host Migrations, Potassium Phosphate, Golden Guns, R2D2 Clones, Clickers, Death Of Main Characters, The Beatles, Samsung Galaxy S 2, John 117, Zealots, Jarvis, Mad Cow Disease, Scissor Swords, 360 No Scopes, Trolley The Train, The White Soxs, Pokedex, Creation Of Math Books, Cymbal Crashing Monkeys, Nerfing, Nitric-Oxide, Kryptonite, Triangle Headed Zombies, Windows 10, Camping, Grunt Parties, Bedrock, Tri-Force, The Steam Machine, E.T., Anonymous, Glowing Zombie Eyes, Uncontrollable AI Movements, Poltergust 3000, Pop-Ups, And Miniature Golf Have Been Traced To This Product.
This Product Does Not Condone The Killing Of Bees.
This Product Follows No Health Codes In ACT 4, Page 7, Article 32, Part 8 Section 13.2 Of The Health Code.
Rated +E10 For Everyone Ten And Up By ESRB.
Recommended By: WHO, FDA, NASA, FDC, DOT, Google, McDonalds, C3PO And R2D2, Donald Trump, TMNT, Kirby, MTG, MLG, DCI, Your Mom, And Doctor Dre.
THERE ARE NO MINIONS IN THIS PRODUCT. Use This Product As Directed. If More Than The Directed Amount Is Used Then Please Call 1-800-0666. Do Not Use In Correlation With: Cortana, Apple Products, Google Drive, HAL 9000.
This Product is Banned In The Following Places: Tokyo, Russia, North Korea, Canada, California, Switzerland, Mexico, Mars, Egypt, And Carrs.
MADE IN MEXICO - PRODUCED IN TAIWAN.
Powered, By: Salty Tears, Blood Of My Enemies And Or Apple Juice, Telltale Games, Quake 3, Unity, Ubisoft, Maxis, Unwanted DLC’s, Refurbished Atari Games, And This Warning. This Product Was Brought To You By: Barack Obama, Billy Mays, Osama Bin Laden, SPARTAN, Pat Bates, ONI, Disney, Atari, Microsoft, MLG Pros, The Nazi Party, Blizzard Entertainment, Ford, And Viewers Like You, Thank You!
THIS PRODUCT IS WATER, DO NOT DRINK SAID WATER, IF THIS PRODUCT IS FOUND PLEASE DO THE FOLLOWING: Jump Ten Times, Ride A Pig, Eat Your Right Shoe, Forget Zelda, Quit Camping, Run Into A Wall For An Hour, Buy And Support Dells, Do The Macarana, Try To Figure Out The Pyro's Gender, Find Another Regen Potion, Go Outside For 10.342464687351 seconds, Run In Grass With Red Balls, Travel To Mars On Your Favorite Rocket Ship, Kill And/Or Shut Up Claptrap If Possible, Fix AI, Try Oxiclean, Find More Diamonds, Call 1-800-QUIT, Buy More Dells, Buy Shamwow And/Or Anything Seen On TV, Be American, And/Or SWEG
If Prolonged Exposure To This Product Might Cause: The End Of Time, Ending Of Killstreaks, The Traveler To Show Up, Loss Of Diamonds, More Pointless Updates, Sudden Repetition Of Words, Sudden Repetition Of Words, Getting Backstabbed By A Spy, Sudden Pointless Updates, The Comeback Of Hannah Montana, Sudden Wombo Combos, 6283 Pages of Terms and Conditions, Loss Of Isaac’s Tears, Loss Of Loved Ones Right Ear, Abrupt Anime Endings, Blurred Vision, Loss Of Henry Stickman, Loss Of Care Packages, Power Levels Under 9,000, Sudden Rage Quits, Sudden Drowsiness And\Or Burning, Gaining Your Specialists, Playing Blue and or Black, Upset Stomach, Breaking Of Energy Swords, Inability To Breath And/Or Fly, Slow Loading Bars, Crap FPS, Losing Of Axe And/Or ballistic Knives, Being Betrayed By Loli, Calling Hacks, Cross-mapping noobs, Wanting A Pyus And Or A Smart Car, Jumping Into Hay Bales, Another Transformation For Goku, Sudden Wanting Of New Shoes, Loss Of Nekos, Random Spawn Of Campers, Uncontrollably Saying “GET OVER HERE”, Sudden Death Of Tamagotchi, Achme, Loss Of Humor, Smashing Of Clay Pots, End Of DBS, Loss Of Regeneration, Loss Of Ammo, Sudden Urge To Find Bigfoot And/Or Emeralds, Calling Your Fellow Peers Degenerates, Going Into The Void, Unwanted Inventory Items, Sudden Jedi Powers, Misplacement Of Soul, Itunes System Updates, Sudden Loss Of Left Shoes, Sudden Finding of Right Shoes, Burning Of Eyes, Sudden Junk Auto-Corrects, Loss Of Loved One’s Car, Insane Taxes, Arrows In Knees, Sudden Needy Sims, Sudden Exploding Pigs, Loss Of The Master Sword, Breaking Of Pickaxes, Turning Into A Titan, Sudden Urge to Quest, Mass Marine Strategies, Heart Changing To An Arc Reactor, Loss Of Peach, Jazz Hands, Unexplained Placement Of Sheep, Extreme Modding, Sudden Yelling Of The Word SHAMWOW, A Party Full of Brawlers, Two Face Syndrome, Turning Into Flood, Teleporting In Police Boxes, Thinking About Cats, Wanting Peanut Butter, Laser Eyes, Breathing Fire And/Or Eating Fire, Using Music As A Gun, Changing Of Gender And Or Feet, Being Trapped In The Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Changing Of Hair Color, And In Extreme Cases, Mild Gas And/Or Extreme the Running Of The Nose. If Any Of These Symptoms Wildey Appear, Call A Doctor, Or Your Local MLG And/Or DCI Instructor.
No Animals, Digimon, Wurms, Dark magicians, Elves, Pokemon, Final Fantasy Characters, Goblins, And Or Mooshrooms Were Harmed In This Production Of This Product.
This Product May Contain the Following: Tree Nuts, DMT, Ungodly Bows, Triple Jumps, Yandere, Game Puns, Rocket Jumping, Claptrap, Bacon, Anime, Goths, Bath Salts, Bailing Rushes, Blue Turtle Shells, Senketsu, Milk And/Or Chicken Byproduct, Oni, Repurposed Silicon, Dihydrogen Monoxide, Kamama Waves, Lead, Potassium, Gallium, The Illuminati, Apple Products, Zerg, 232 wallaby Way Sydney Quotes, Widow Mines, QuadCopters Dropping Boxes,The Tears of Noobs, The Gun Game, HIV, Jeeps, Rattata, Dad Puns, A Bottle with a Fairy inside, Pixi Stix, Dixon Pencils, Notch Apples, Over Powered Knives, Lag Spikes, OSX 8, Hollister, OJ Simpson, Uranium Oxide, Fallout 4, FM Gun, Host Migrations, Potassium Phosphate, Golden Guns, R2D2 Clones, Clickers, Death Of Main Characters, The Beatles, Samsung Galaxy S 2, John 117, Zealots, Jarvis, Mad Cow Disease, Scissor Swords, 360 No Scopes, Trolley The Train, The White Soxs, Pokedex, Creation Of Math Books, Cymbal Crashing Monkeys, Nerfing, Nitric-Oxide, Kryptonite, Triangle Headed Zombies, Windows 10, Camping, Grunt Parties, Bedrock, Tri-Force, The Steam Machine, E.T., Anonymous, Glowing Zombie Eyes, Uncontrollable AI Movements, Poltergust 3000, Pop-Ups, And Miniature Golf Have Been Traced To This Product.
This Product Does Not Condone The Killing Of Bees.
This Product Follows No Health Codes In ACT 4, Page 7, Article 32, Part 8 Section 13.2 Of The Health Code.
Rated +E10 For Everyone Ten And Up By ESRB.
Recommended By: WHO, FDA, NASA, FDC, DOT, Google, McDonalds, C3PO And R2D2, Donald Trump, TMNT, Kirby, MTG, MLG, DCI, Your Mom, And Doctor Dre.
THERE ARE NO MINIONS IN THIS PRODUCT. Use This Product As Directed. If More Than The Directed Amount Is Used Then Please Call 1-800-0666. Do Not Use In Correlation With: Cortana, Apple Products, Google Drive, HAL 9000.
This Product is Banned In The Following Places: Tokyo, Russia, North Korea, Canada, California, Switzerland, Mexico, Mars, Egypt, And Carrs.
MADE IN MEXICO - PRODUCED IN TAIWAN.
Powered, By: Salty Tears, Blood Of My Enemies And Or Apple Juice, Telltale Games, Quake 3, Unity, Ubisoft, Maxis, Unwanted DLC’s, Refurbished Atari Games, And This Warning. This Product Was Brought To You By: Barack Obama, Billy Mays, Osama Bin Laden, SPARTAN, Pat Bates, ONI, Disney, Atari, Microsoft, MLG Pros, The Nazi Party, Blizzard Entertainment, Ford, And Viewers Like You, Thank You!
THIS PRODUCT IS WATER, DO NOT DRINK SAID WATER, IF THIS PRODUCT IS FOUND PLEASE DO THE FOLLOWING: Jump Ten Times, Ride A Pig, Eat Your Right Shoe, Forget Zelda, Quit Camping, Run Into A Wall For An Hour, Buy And Support Dells, Do The Macarana, Try To Figure Out The Pyro's Gender, Find Another Regen Potion, Go Outside For 10.342464687351 seconds, Run In Grass With Red Balls, Travel To Mars On Your Favorite Rocket Ship, Kill And/Or Shut Up Claptrap If Possible, Fix AI, Try Oxiclean, Find More Diamonds, Call 1-800-QUIT, Buy More Dells, Buy Shamwow And/Or Anything Seen On TV, Be American, And/Or SWEG